Coming in at just under 2 hours, The Big Cat Saga follows Mike and Charley as they search for Big Cat’s Treasure. It was originally broadcast as a serial in 9 separate episodes in the summer of 2019. Today it is presented uncut and in its full entirety.
Well here we go again folks! Another biiiiiiiiiig Monsters episode where Mike and Charley break down all things sports and sports themed non-issues and what not. This week these two pillars of the community and engineers of fandom provide deep insight to the continuing bears woes, unpack the complexities of the gridiron, and open up the mailbag to see where that big ‘ol cat has been seen. Sports + Fans = Fun?
It’s Evenings with Touchdown Charley. Join TDC as he welcomes animal expert Matt Plastic from the Muddlechote Zoological Society as things get, well lets just say a bit dirty. It’s Evenings with TDC? Si.
Pack your bags mother fuckers!
Kiss your babies and baby mamas good bye assholes!
Call your boss and tell ‘em you won’t be at work for a few days dickhead!
And most importantly: Don’t forget your boots bitches!
‘Case we are going to Nash - mother fuckin - Vegas!
A show all about pickles? They said it couldn’t be done. Well, they were wrong. Join Dilly Dan and Sweet Baby J as they talk all things pickle. That’s right! Pickles! From sweet- sour to dill, garlic to bread and butter, Kosher to non, here at WPKL Pickle Radio we pride ourselves in glorifying all things gherkin. So sit back, pop open a jar of your favorite brine, and snap into a tastier kind quagmire.
Take this message as a sign of good faith and peace of mind that progress is being made towards some of the most hard lined issues at the crux of this current contract negotiation. In response to your concern for cleanliness within the confines of the studio, we are now ready and willing to formally respond by offering a monthly wash down mainly focused on removing all major areas with concentrated fecal matter build up. Moving on, in response to your your highly vocal and sought after want of a daily rotating seasonal buffet complete with artisan beverage station, we are now willing and ready to commit to providing each staff a Subway sandwich platter to be served yearly on the day before Christmas break. We look forward to continuing the discussion.
Sincerely,
WVBI Mgmt
If you ask me this whole “sports talk thing” is a nothing but a big ol’ crock of shit! Blah! Blah! Blah! Its all l I hear spewing from my lil’ ol’ radio and it really ilks me! You hear me?! It ilks me! It. Ilks. Me. And believe me, I’m not one to take an ilk'n. Nope! If anything I’M the one ilk’n. Yep. I’ve ilk’d my fare share, especially in college, and I’ll tell you what. You keep on ilk’n me and you’ll soon be the one ilk’d. I’ll ilk the shit out of you. And once that happens… There ain’t no ilk’n back. You’ve been warned.
Oh no! There he is… He’s right there! Thats him! Oh no... Thats gotta be him. He’s right at the register asking about a fucking coupon! What to do…? Bail out? Enter another line? Run? No, you can’t run. You’ve committed to the line. Your locked in. There’s no where to go. Its over for you… It’s only a matter of time till he recognizes you and that’s it. He’s gonna wanna talk. He’s gonna be excited. He’s gonna want to ask questions. He's gonna want it all. And your gonna have to give it to him… Good luck with all that.
We talk sports. But not only do we simply “talk” sports. But in some ways, we “are” the sports. You see, by celebrating their existence, analyzing the constant stream of data, and lapping up every and all last bits of excess sporting news ooze and then regurgitating it to all to you - we in essence BECOME the sports. It becomes apart of our make up, it’s in our DNA, our genes, it burns deep within our loins. Yes. It’s true. And better yet, but by YOU letting US into YOUR lives, OUR voices into YOUR heads, WE ARE NOW PART OF YOU! WE are now ONE… Your welcome.
The search is over…
The adventure is complete…
Now it’s time to get back to the real world…
And enjoy a large plate of exotic meat… (like buffalo)
Last week the world was shocked with the unfortunate deaths of long time hosts of the Monsters in the Morning Podcast: Maniac Mike and Touchdown Charley. Due to the graphic nature of their demise, both being shot in the face point blank with a high powered automatic fire arm on live radio, the good people of WVBI have decided to shut down production of the show as well as all spin offs including Stark Naked, The Owl Handa Good Time Variety Hour, In the Kitchen with Cotton Man, and Ribbin’ featuring the Big Boys and their BBQ Spare Rib Electric Light Rib Experience. The station believes that time heals all wounds and asks for privacy and prayer during this time of mourning, and wishes nothing but well wishes to its large and loyal audience as it begins the long and difficult journey of reevaluating their mission towards providing high quality vomit-box inspired programming. Thank you all and Go Bears.
I know, I know, I know… Yea… It’s hard. Well it’s always been hard. I know. But especially now. Oh God, especially nowadays. Yea… I know. What’s that? I know… Yea. Huh? Yea… Well at least there’s… What? At least there’s… Who? At least there’s… Yea.. Well that’s just the way they do it. That’s the way it’s always been done. I know.
The Big Fun Hunt for Big Cat’s Buried Treasure Episode 6 starts where most all previous ones have as well, at the beginning of where the previous one had just let off. Mike and TDC are on the verge of solving the mystery of the phallic birthmark when they are met with an unlikely adversary… themselves?
The quest for Big Cat’s Treasure continues as Mike and Charley seek the wisdom and the quasi oracle-esk powers of the much renowned and highly recommended primary care physician Dr. Q. However first they must overcome the barriers blocking their bounty of truth, both physical, mystical, and semi-sexual.
The quest for Big Cat’s Treasure continues as Mike and Charley visit the yurt of the all holy shaman Keith Schwartz seeking guidance and truth. Will they find the answers they seek? Will Charley’s birth mark be the missing link? But more importantly, will these episodes hopefully start developing the story more instead of just wasting the listeners time by showcasing some strange scenarios within the context of a good old fashion treasure hunt? These are the questions we ask…
After a semi-fruitless meeting with Professor Stark, Charley and Mike continue their quest on the hunt for the illusive Big Cat Treasure. With only the piss map to guide them, the boys come across a mysterious symbol which just may be the key to unlocking the secrets hidden within the urine stained parchment.
In Search of Big Cat’s Treasure Part II
Mike and Charley hit the road embarking on a trip filled with mystery, danger, and copious amounts of journaling. Will they decipher the pissed soaked map and decode the hidden clues? Will Charley continue urinating in jugs even though Mike is willing to make frequent rest stops? And what treasures await them in Big Cat’s Hidden Booty…?
In Search for Big Cat’s Treasure Part 1
Mike and Charley receive a cryptic message in the Where’s Big Cat Mailbag setting them off on what may be the adventure, or misadventure, of a lifetime.
Time travel still eludes us. Yet, the human mind still can’t stop to ponder what the future may or may not hold. If continue finding yourself alone in a dark room, nude, sitting on a rocking chair, slowly rocking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back, and forth, thinking, wondering, yearning for a glimmer or glimpse into the beyond, know you are not alone and that your questions just like time itself will time will no doubt fall into place……. Ah Waves. Do you hear them? In the distance. They are crashing down. They are wonderful, and so are you.
Epiphanies happen every day. Be it large or small, big or tiny, minuscule or enormous, massive and immense or petite and fun-sized. The fact remains epiphanies have a profound effect no matter what their size or girth. On today’s episode of Audio Dojo, hosts Bike Turnip and Duffel Riggs sink their teeth into just how much these occurrences can effect one’s life for the better, and how one can be easily be led into places they could never have ever in their wildest most untamed fantasies ever imagined they could ever be. Won’t you join us. Please. Join us. We would love it if you joined us.
