Half a Dozen Lessons to Live By:
1. Life is nothing more than a series of events in between re-runs of Martin.
2. You can't eat an apple without getting a few seeds in your mouth.
3. Time moves more slowly when you work at a clock factory.
4. It's hard not to be the center of attention when your wearing a leopard.
5. Dance walking and regular walking are practically the same thing.
6. Islands are fun, but peninsulas are safer.
