I'm not a rich man. In fact in some circles I'm considered quite poor. I wear rags. My winter hat is filthy yet I continue to sport it atop my head during all seasons. I stink. Most of my wardrobe I found on the side of the road. I tend to do most of my grocery shopping at the local dollar general. I'm sick. I've been known to eat slightly used and discarded food fragments mostly found in local receptacles in the greater city center. I hiss at passers by. Yet, I'm still human. So... (hand extended) may I have this dance?
