It has happened! Hell has frozen over! The goat has been slaughtered! Bartman can return home! The city is in flames! The river shines with the sweet tint of Cubbie Blue! TDC is back on his meds! Mike can't stop weeping! It's FAN-demonium! Stark smiles! Big Cat breathes! The City sings! All hail the champs! Oh, and Go Bears...?
