I live it. I breath it. I sleep with it. And in some ways I eat it. I consume sports at all moments of my life. During every waking fucking hour, sports are there. I welcome sports into every aspect of my life, from the mundane to the very intimate, sports will always have a seat at the table. Sports have always been there for me, and I will always be there for sports, even as it drives those who love me most away. Sports, I giveith thee my heart. Do what you will with it.
Yo HO HO with a big 'ol bag of moles (the kind that grow on your skin, you know what I'm talking bout...) Any who, its time once again to visit the wild and wondrous world of Stark Naked. Join Bill as he provides some helpful tips to keep your holiday season extra terrestrial free, cause after all: An alien free holiday is a care free holiday. And dat folks is da problem.
There was a time I could look in the mirror and smile, proud of my body, proud of my soul. I felt whole, pure, unique... dare I even say... special. But those days are gone. Whisked away on a breeze like the dandelion wishes of yesteryear. Nowadays the mirror is nothing more than an acquaintance in passing. We are cordial like good neighbors should be, we acknowledge each-others presence, exchanging glances and half smiles, but the relationship is only as deep as a spring puddle after a sun shower.
Its a big city, (huge really). One of the largest on the continent, (heck maybe even the world). Its a city with a beat. A city with meat? A city you can't forget... Yeah one that really sticks with ya. Ya dig? Ya pig...
There comes a time when reflection is key, deep thought in the hopes of a realization in order to combat issues and find solutions. Join Touchdown Charley as he candidly addresses the recent accusations made towards Maniac Mike and his actions towards current and former employees, as well as current, and now former, friends. Thank you, and God Bless.
Join the Monsters for a fresh and hearty helping of all the sports goulash your body can handle. Dig in and enjoy as Mike and Charley serve up all your Chi-Town fan favorites including a complete recap of Cubs postseason drama, the ongoing debate centering on if John Fox is indeed a coach or simply just a rare and undiscovered species of fox, plus we open the book and continue our ongoing search of everyone's favorite cat: Big Cat Williams. Big news, big show, big cat, big city.
You know it can be tough sometimes. The constant bustle and go-go-go. Its hard. Just when you think you caught up, finally, something else seems to pop up out of no where. "Come on!" Is what I say. "Really...?" That's something else I tend to say. But.... Nevertheless, I lay down. I abide. I'm there. Here at your beck and call. Here to entertain. To serve. To make life more comfortable and enjoyable for you.... But what about me?
Beware of a fright you soon won't forget! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha....ha. That's right fellow ghouls and ghosts, its the Monsters in the Morning Haunted Hay Ride of Horror Special Halloween Special. Featuring those horrible hacks Mildew Mike and Crusty Chuck. It's a show surely only the brave can endure wile the weak will no doubt weep and whine as it's lasting haunt will haunt them for eternity, never more, never more...
A wise man once said: "Buy a pumpkin, be happy for a day, plant a pumpkin, be happy for a life time". I never really understood that phrase. For how would planting a pumpkin, an annual vegetable at that, guarantee one a lifetime of bliss? Or how some would claim buying a pumpkin provides more than simply one day of joy, in fact can bring about weeks of laughter and good tidings to all who encounter its glow. Its these questions that spark debate, ignite friendly conversation and breed intellectual discussion. Go Bears.
So... its that time of year once again folks, when you all get to put your lives on hold for a beat, listen in to some strange voices beg you for money, berate you really, with the end goal that you'll hopefully pony up some coin to support your local listener supported radio station. However, here at WVBI "Where Listeners Come First..." we have seen a dramatic down tick in annual revenue. Its true. This is none the more evident than in our flag shit show Monsters in the Morning where listener support has dramatically declined. Needless to say, we can barely pay the water bill. And we use a lot of water here. There's a lot of big thirsty guys and gals who love that chi-town tap, and well, they are in risk of not having that thirst quenched. So give us a listen, open your hearts and hopefully your wallet will follow. We apologize.
It's fall, or as the ancient ones used to call it "autumn". But we all know what time of the year it really is: Game Time? You bet! Join your pals Mike and Charley as they chew up and spit out nothing but the sweet stuff. You know what I'm talking about. If its Chicago Sports News the Monsters have you covered. So tune in and turn on to the only podcast we know of currently devoted entirely to sports...and big cat.
Hello, how are you?
Have you been alright through all those lonely
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything
If you pick up that telephone, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, how you feelin'?
Are you still the same, don't you realize the things we did
We did were all for real, not a dream
I just can't believe they've all faded out
Of view, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh
Blue days, black nights
I look into the sky (the love you need ain't gonna see you through)
And I wonder why (the little things you planned ain't comin' true)
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight
Okay, so no one's answering
Well, can't you just let it ring a little longer
Longer, longer oh, I'll just sit tight
Through shadows of the night
Let it ring forever more, oh
Blue days, black nights, doo wah doo lang
I look into the sky (the love you need ain't gonna see you through)
And I wonder why (the little things you planned ain't comin' true)
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight
Jeff Lynn (World's Biggest MITM Fan)
Football is a game of numbers, its as simple as that. So here at MITM, we strive to break down those numbers into a more palpable and easy to swallow nugget so even the most novice of fans can enjoy the intricacies of this game we hold so dear. From stats to scores, PATs and FGs, two minute warnings and time outs, we take it all apart so you don't have to. Enjoy the crunch.
The Monsters in the Morning in cooperation with Shitty for Shitty Shorts is proud to present to you Poop Dreams. Follow along with a young, talented, giant, breathing, stinking, piece of living fecal matter as he "shoots" for his dreams of one day playing in the NBA. Will he overcome adversity and make a "splash" in the top basketball league in the land, or will his hopes be "flushed" down the toilet yet again.
So here we are, wow. Maybe its the cool August wind, the dew resting upon the lamp post or the crisp apples ripening in orchards across the land. Whatever it is, one truly can't deny a feeling is in the air. A feeling of what though? Hope? Sure. Freedom? Of course. Love? Yes. Fun? Yea. Happiness? Sure. Glee? OK. Refinement? Ummm, yea I guess. Jolliness? OK. Peace? Correct. Love? Again, yes. Good Times? Sure. But more importantly its a feeling of hope. Hope that fall will once again come round, lift us upon it's brisk and spicy wind and welcome us back home. Embrace the feeling and bask in it's soft and warm bosom.
Mike is on the mike and TDC is on the scene, covering all of Chi-Town from the river to the bean. Giving the news that you desire, a hot dose of truth, cause we ain't no liar. Working the beat, and feeling the heat, eating hoagie sandwiches with extra meat. Covering all of your favorite local teams, cheering like a fan and capturing your dreams. So join us on a ride of sorts, as the Monsters in the Morning talk all kinds of shit and sports.
What exactly is the problem? It's a question that has plagued mankind for hundreds if not thousands upon thousands of years. However, to truly divulge the answers and uncover the secrets that lie beneath its mystery, one must first let go of all held beliefs and surrender oneself to the unknown, the heimlich, and bath in the oils of predisposed and organic truth.
Cheer up big city, the summer ain't over yet, in fact things are just heating up! Listen in as TDC and Maniac Mike take you on a ride we like to call the Ole Chi-Town Sports Express... Chew-Chew! Featuring such amazing sights and sounds like a man the size of a buffalo, the endangered Bill Stark a top a rough sharing a cold one with some new friends, a brief look at the antics happening at Bears Camp and of course a culminating and rare close encounter with the one and only Big Cat Williams. So hop on, relax, and enjoy the wild.
It's the Monsters in the Morning Annual Benefit for Big Cat Awareness and Education brought to you by the good people at Owl Honda. Featuring fresh Big Cat sightings brought to us by fans like you. Here at MITM we strive for and promote the humane capture and just treatment of Big Cat Williams and encourage safe and well thought out encounters with Big Cat. Listen in, get the word out, and lets catch that cat!
Wipe down your brow and cool off your calves cause it's summer in the city! That's right, it's hot out there but always cool in here with the Monsters in your ear. So sip on some cool refreshing brown soda and relax as TDC and Charley give it to you on ice. Featuring such hot topics as the big news out of Cubs camp with boys in blue hitting 6 in a row, bigger news out of Sox camp as they shine a light upon a future star, and the biggest news out of Bears camp as the powers at be hand over some cold hard cash in hopes of a franchise QB. And as always, we got Stark, we got Big Cat, we got sports... but we ain't got no boundaries.