If you ask me this whole “sports talk thing” is a nothing but a big ol’ crock of shit! Blah! Blah! Blah! Its all l I hear spewing from my lil’ ol’ radio and it really ilks me! You hear me?! It ilks me! It. Ilks. Me. And believe me, I’m not one to take an ilk'n. Nope! If anything I’M the one ilk’n. Yep. I’ve ilk’d my fare share, especially in college, and I’ll tell you what. You keep on ilk’n me and you’ll soon be the one ilk’d. I’ll ilk the shit out of you. And once that happens… There ain’t no ilk’n back. You’ve been warned.