Half a Dozen Lessons to Live By:

1. Life is nothing more than a series of events in between re-runs of Martin.

2. You can't eat an apple without getting a few seeds in your mouth.

3. Time moves more slowly when you work at a clock factory.

4. It's hard not to be the center of attention when your wearing a leopard.

5. Dance walking and regular walking are practically the same thing.

6. Islands are fun, but peninsulas are safer.