Greetings citizens of this here land, we come in peace! It's been a long journey but we bring good tidings and well wishes. My companion and co-captain "Sir TD Charles" has widdled a small dove out of a large chunk of walnut that he has asked me to give to you as a peace offering. Isn't that nice! Me? I am "Sir Michael the Large" and I hope we can find trust in each others company, live in harmony, and support each other like good neighbors do. Now... What's on the docket for dinner?