Bright lights, Bigger City? Sounds bout right on this end. Hey sweet tunas it's the Monsters in the Morning coming at you from the Soutside of the city and the talk of the town is sports, so listen up! Maniac Mike welcomes back TDC after a bird feeding accident leaves him lost in the woods for a few days, the Bears start the year off on the wrong foot and boys ponder if maybe some ex-head coaches would fair better, hint-hint were taking to you Mr. Ditka, and our Cubbies are only one Magic Number away from championship gold. Plus, Mr. Stark gives us a brief history of Papa Bear George Halas and Big Cat sightings touch upon the supernatural. Breath it in, and drink it down, the city is pure, the city is free, the city is you, the city is me. Lets do this thing!