This city is large, this city is big, TDC has Hep C and Mike is a pig. The Cubs they are winning and getting hot, the Bears continue to struggle and can only hope for a postseason shot.  Straw hats and beef roasts are a few of the days topics, If I were a clown my named would be Pockets. Big Cat and Stark are always a hoot, when Charley was young he once ate a boot. So sit back and breath, release, and have fun, for the season has started and Mike weighs a ton.